I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
Itís a terrible thing to appear on television Ė because people think you actually know what youíre talking about!
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.