When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

All is mine but nothing owned, nothing owned for memory, and mine only while I look.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

What is to give light must endure burning.

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

A good liar must have a good memory.

Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.