A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.