Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!
There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot.
Middle age has been defined as what happens when a person's broad mind and narrow waist change places.
Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.
Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.
Even truth needs to be clad in new garments if it is to appeal to a new age.
Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.
Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most.
Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts.
Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools, and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.
In the end, everything is a gag.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
Whatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this moment, are precisely the ones you need in your life at this moment. There is a hidden meaning behind all events, and this hidden meaning is serving your own evolution.
Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn
Live your life and forget your age.
We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.