Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
I'm single because I was born that way.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.