This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.
You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobodys perfect so I stopped practicing.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.