May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time' so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.