Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Each soul is potentially divine.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.
All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.
When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.
All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration.
Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.