I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.