Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.