Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.