I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.