What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
When you're drowning you don't think, 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me.' You just scream.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.