If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.
There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.