It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time' so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.