Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.