Cynicism is humour in ill health.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.