Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

Its not the men in your life that matters, its the life in your men.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed.

When a woman conceives her true self, a miracle occurs and life around her begins again.

The true value of a human being is determined primarily by the measure and the sense in which he has attained to liberation from the self.

First, then, God, being all-just, wishes to do justice; being all-wise, knows what justice is; being all-powerful, can do justice. Why then injustice?

I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.

Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Life is a difficult game. You can win it only by retaining your birthright to be a person.

We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful law of nature.

When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.

I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between.

The great mistake is to anticipate the outcome of the engagement; you ought not to be thinking of whether it ends in victory or defeat. Let nature take its course, and your tools will strike at the right moment.

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.