There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality
If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.
Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.
There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.
In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.
There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.
Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.
Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.
Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.
A lie never lives to be old.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.