Every action has its pleasures and its price.

If you are five minutes early, you are already ten minutes late.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Advertising is legalized lying.

There is little success where there is little laughter.

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.

Work does not kill a man, it is worry, irregularity and uncertainty that kill.

The majority of people who fail to accumulate money sufficient for their needs are, generally, easily influenced by the opinion of others.

And that is the reason why this victory is great, because different players have made contributions to the win.

What one has to do usually can be done.

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.

Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it.

The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.

To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself: First, what could I do? Second, what could I read? And third, who could I ask?

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

The only 'break' anyone can afford to rely upon is a self-made 'break'.

If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your guardian genius.