If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.

Reverence does not die with mortals, nor does it perish whether they live or die.

That which costs little is less valued.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.

Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.

Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.