If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.

I will go on my knees and ask the Liberian people to participate in bringing peace and stability to our country.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

Each soul is potentially divine.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

Time means a lot to me because you see I am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing.