I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's; but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.

A lie never lives to be old.

It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel.

Each soul is potentially divine.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.