There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.
I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
My specialty is detached malevolence.
A scientist in his laboratory is not a mere technician: he is also a child confronting natural phenomena that impress him as though they were fairy tales.?
Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.
The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.
A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.
The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.
We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
It ain't over 'til it's over.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator