The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

Genius is sorrow's child.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

Jests that give pains are not jests.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.