Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

You always admire what you really don't understand.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

It is wonderful when you don't have the fear, and a lot of the time I don't ... I focus on what needs to be done instead.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

That which costs little is less valued.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.

Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.