I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.

True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.