Comedy is acting out optimism.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
You are 27 or 28 right? It is very tough to live at that age. When nothing is sure. I have sympathy with you.
Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.
My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.
I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.
Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.
Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
I'll always be poor in my mind.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.