I am not now That which I have been.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
My specialty is detached malevolence.
The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.
I don't do drugs, I am drugs
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.
People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
We princes are set as it were upon stages in the sight and view of the world.
Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.
If you follow every dream, you might get lost.
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
A hero cannot be a hero unless in a heroic world.
The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.