If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.
The more I see, the less I know for sure.
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.
The most important thing to do if you find yourself in a hole is to stop digging.
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included
Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
Last year I sang for the Queen of England, met the president of the United States, and got an Emmy and a star on The Walk of Fame. And what did I do? I was just being myself.
Live your life and forget your age.
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.
There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot.
I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
As you go through life, you've got to see the valleys as well as the peaks.
What goes up must come down.
Do not erase the designs the child makes in the soft wax of his inner life.
Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained.
Live to the point of tears.
We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.
Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.
The future starts today, not tomorrow.