When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
A good liar must have a good memory.
When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open
Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
Genius is sorrow's child.
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.
We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.
His modesty amounts to deformity.