Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.

Life is the dancer and you are the dance.

Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.

The 'good old times'-all times, when old, are good.

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

This terrifying world is not devoid of charms, of the mornings that make waking up worthwhile.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

Last year I sang for the Queen of England, met the president of the United States, and got an Emmy and a star on The Walk of Fame. And what did I do? I was just being myself.

The knowledge of oneself will preserve that person from vanity.

Life is more or less a lie, but then again, that's exactly the way we want it to be.

If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.

Sow a thought and you get an act; Sow an act and you get a habit; Sow a habit and you get a character; Sow a character and you get a destiny.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.

If a man neglects education, he walks lame to the end of his life

No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft.

Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.

It would please me best if, at the last, a marble stone shall record that this Queen having lived such and such a time, lived and died a virgin.

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

Not all things are to be discovered; many are better concealed.