The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.

A person preaches well that lives well.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

The spirit of man is an inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out.

Keep things at arm's length... If you let anything come too near you want to hold on to it. And there is nothing a man can hold on to.

The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.

I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.

I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.