This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Itís a terrible thing to appear on television Ė because people think you actually know what youíre talking about!
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.