He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.
Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.
Share our similarities, celebrate our differences.
Language is very powerful. Language does not just describe reality. Language creates the reality it describes.
If you do not know the laws of right conduct, you cannot form your character.
A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable and always unacceptable.
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
When prosperity comes, do not use all of it.
Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors.
It was a melancholy secret that reality can arouse desires but never satisfy them.
Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have.
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.
He who conquers others is strong; he who conquers himself is mighty.
I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance.
Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination.