Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.

For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.

Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.

Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.

Sunlight is painting.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.

Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.

I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.