If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
No good deed goes unpunished.
I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.