A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.