I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Reverence does not die with mortals, nor does it perish whether they live or die.
The day of individual happiness has passed
Once you label me you negate me.
Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.
I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
I can see in your eyes, I can see in your faces, I can see you cry. But what I want to say, there's no reason to cry. Do not, in the name of peace, go in the streets and riot.
That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.
Liberty, according to my metaphysics is a self-determining power in an intellectual agent. It implies thought and choice and power.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.