Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.
That which costs little is less valued.
The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
It ain't over 'til it's over.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
It is wonderful when you don't have the fear, and a lot of the time I don't ... I focus on what needs to be done instead.
No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.
It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.
I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
I'm not a genius. I'm just a tremendous bundle of experience.
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?