The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

External nature is only internal nature writ large.

I've always had an obligation to creation, above all.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.