Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.

He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.

Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.

By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.