Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

Radical simply means 'grasping things at the root'.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.

You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.

Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.