Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.
Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
I've always had an obligation to creation, above all.
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.
A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.
There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.
A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.
In terms of an identity, an identity reflects an individuality, by definition. And, if there is a quality present, it is recognizable and it can be named. If you can't name it, it means you don't recognize it.
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.