If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.

He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

Many have had their greatness made for them by their enemies.

I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.