A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

Boards don't hit back.

He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.

Sunlight is painting.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

Show love, compassion, protection & generosity to those who depend on you – in fact, to everyone.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.