Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.
We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.
There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.
You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.
There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.