The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew.
Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.
I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.
Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.
Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.
All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.