Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

I am not now That which I have been.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

Be that self which one truly is.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Anything that makes weak - physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.