You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time' so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.