Religion and art spring from the same root and are close kin. Economics and art are strangers.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Keep things at arm's length... If you let anything come too near you want to hold on to it. And there is nothing a man can hold on to.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice; therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.