Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

A lie never lives to be old.

Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

A good liar must have a good memory.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.