The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

A lie never lives to be old.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

Boards don't hit back.

Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle; it is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.