Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

Will and intellect are one and the same thing.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.

It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.

Each soul is potentially divine.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.