At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.

Give up trying to make me give up

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

External nature is only internal nature writ large.

People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.

It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

All that spirits desire, spirits attain.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

A jug fills drop by drop.