We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's; but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.

Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

You always admire what you really don't understand.

There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration.

A jug fills drop by drop.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.